Sponge bath it is.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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