did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just gift wrapped bread.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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