I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
is wine microwaveable?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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