listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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