Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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