I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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