I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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