party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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