Taylor Swift is so right about you.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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