I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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