nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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