So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
