Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
