She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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