Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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