Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I supernannyed him into submission
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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