I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I think people are normalizing furries
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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