Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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