is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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