they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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