Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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