I hope mine doesn't look like that
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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