If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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