I didn't shave. On purpose
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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