In the future we'll all be gay
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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