maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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