I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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