Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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