Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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