Midget sex pt 2 tonight
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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