do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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