I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
is that a dick in a sweater?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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