yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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