Christians are straight up FREAKS
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
