You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
