Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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