You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
you inspire me to be a worse person
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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