Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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