quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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