It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
