i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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