margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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