you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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