I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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