Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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