hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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