I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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