just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
