apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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