doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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