I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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