I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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