Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
you never un-have a 4some
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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