i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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